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ORGASMIC COOKIES
Makes 2 dozen
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I thought up this recipe when I was in bed with Alan. Was it because the sex was great? Or did I just have a candy craving? In either case, the result is orgasmic.
2 sticks butter, softened
3/4 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 & 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
12-ounce package semi-sweet chocolate chips
2 Butterfinger candy bars, finely chopped
1/2 cup chopped dry-roasted, unsalted peanuts
In a large electric-mixing bowl, cream the butter and the sugar. Mix in the eggs and vanilla. In a small bowl, mix the flour, baking soda, and salt, then add to the butter-sugar mixture and mix well. Mix in the remaining ingredients. Cover the bowl and refrigerate 1 hour, or until ready to bake. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Spoon the cookie dough onto a cookie sheet lined with parchment or a Silpat silicone pad. Bake for 8-10 minutes, until brown. Cool the cookies on the pan for 10 minutes before removing them to a plate.
